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Things Only Nigerian Mums Say While Cleaning… (Morison Edition)

Cleaning day with a Nigerian mum isn’t just housework — it’s an experience.
There’s the soundtrack of gospel music, the constant “inspection” of your work, and the unforgettable one-liners that double as life lessons.

Here’s a list of classics — paired with Morison-approved hygiene tips that actually match what each product is meant for.

1. “Did you sweep under the chair?”

Even if the floor looks spotless, she will bend down like a CSI detective and somehow find one grain of rice you missed.
Hygiene lesson: Germs hide in the places you skip.
Morison tip: For germ-prone spots like drains, sinks, toilets, and corners after heavy messes, disinfect with Morigad Germicide — it’s tough on bacteria in hospitals, homes, farms, and even abattoirs.

2. “Don’t just wipe, disinfect it well!”

In her mind, a damp rag without disinfectant is a waste of energy.
Hygiene lesson: Surfaces can look clean but still carry dangerous germs.
Morison tip: Use Morigad Lysol (Homes & Hospitals) for hospital floors, classroom desks, bathrooms, drains, halls, and other places with heavy contamination.

3. “That sponge is not for the pot!”

You: But it’s clean!
Her: Clean according to who?
Hygiene lesson: Cross-contamination is real — what touched the bathroom must never touch the kitchen.
Morison tip: Keep laundry cloths, baby items, and bathroom surfaces germ-free with Moricet Disinfectant — safe for laundry, personal hygiene, and general home cleaning. For your pots and dishes, wash with Bymo Multi-Purpose Liquid Detergent to remove grease and food residue.

4. “Don’t forget the window rails!”

The glass may sparkle, but if she runs her finger on the rail and finds dust, you’re in trouble.
Hygiene lesson: Neglected spots can hide dirt and allergens.
Morison tip: Bymo Multi-Purpose Liquid Detergent is your go-to for tough cleaning jobs — from window rails, tiles, and floors to cars, utensils, and kitchen equipment.

5. “Close that bucket, flies will enter!”

To her, flies aren’t just insects — they’re disease carriers with evil intentions.
Hygiene lesson: Open water invites germs and contamination.
Morison tip: Rinse and disinfect buckets, bathroom floors, and shared wash areas with Morigad Lysol to keep them safe.

Growing up, we thought mums were just “doing too much.” Now we know they were running the home like a mini Ministry of Health — armed with the right Morison products for every job.

Stay protected. Stay healthy. Stay Morison-clean.

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